Copperhead Road

Kaila.
Thu Dec 10

ohmygod

bringthebeards:

Just had a serious freak out moment in the lab. The work I had done was goooone.

Found a version with less progress but more progress than one of the others and i think my heart legitimately stopped. Cried a little.

Holy shit my major is going to kill me.

O_O! Wasn’t it stored on your hard drive? Or is it too big?

The Drug Store by Edith Zimmerman

“I’m going to the drug store,” I said to my husband Don.

“Why?” he asked.

“I just need to,” I said.

He gave me a weird look. “Why won’t you tell me?”

“Ugh,” I said. “Nevermind.”

“No, now I’m curious,” he said. “What’re you getting from the drug store?”

“Ugh, fine,” I said. “Tampons.”

His expression of curiosity transformed instantly to one of disgust. “Oh my god,” he said, putting his hand to his mouth. “I think I’m going to be sick.”

“You’re fine,” I said. “They’re just tampons, Don, and now I’m going to go buy some. See you in a bit.” I grabbed the car keys and headed toward the door, but before I left I gave him one last look. He had slid down the wall and covered his face with his hands.

“Ugh, get it together,” I said as I walked out.

“No,” he said

Edith Zimmerman

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

bringthebeards:

So much hair. I have a plan. I’ll cut it some time next semester. I want to seriously wait this out and get it as long as I possibly can stand it and then chop it all off. I’m talking an inch of hair left. I’m talking potential buzz cut. I’m serious. I’m really serious. I might do it. Nah, I probably won’t. BUT I MIGHTI AM SO BORED RIGHT NOW

YEAH BABY CUT IT ALL OFF

bringthebeards:

So much hair. I have a plan. I’ll cut it some time next semester. I want to seriously wait this out and get it as long as I possibly can stand it and then chop it all off. I’m talking an inch of hair left. I’m talking potential buzz cut. I’m serious. I’m really serious. I might do it.
Nah, I probably won’t.
BUT I MIGHT
I AM SO BORED RIGHT NOW

YEAH BABY CUT IT ALL OFF

SO I WILL NEVER STOP LOLING

SO I WILL NEVER STOP LOLING

Wed Dec 9
Do you ever wish you went to the bathroom and instead of pee a bunch of dust came out because you were dead and your body had already decomposed? Or do you ever wish you were a hundred pounds skinnier because you had died and been cremated? Or do you ever wish you went to the doctor and he was like, “The test came back empty because you were never alive in the first place”? N-E way, just wondering.

“Amanda N., Columbus, OH”

Letters to the Editors

I LOVE THIS MAAAAAAAAN

I LOVE THIS MAAAAAAAAN

bringthebeards:

thekeri:

bringthebeards:

You’re bored-do this!#1 take a picture of inside your fridgerator:

Refrigerators are things I stopped taking for granted once I got to college. I love having a hall kitchen with a full-sized fridge - after all, it’s more than most dorms have - but 15 people share it. I really can’t wait to have my own fridge and kitchen.

You gotta get yourself a mini-fridge for (assuming) you and your roommate. The only problem is what to do with it once you actually do get your own apartment/graduate. Sell it, I guess. But really. I share this fridge with 4 other girls who never know when something has gone rotten. Things get pushed back and spoil - it’s gross. MINI FRIDGE!

our fridge is misleading classy.
well, actually, the miller lite ruins the class. THANKS A LOT AMANDA

bringthebeards:

thekeri:

bringthebeards:

You’re bored-do this!
#1 take a picture of inside your fridgerator:

Refrigerators are things I stopped taking for granted once I got to college. I love having a hall kitchen with a full-sized fridge - after all, it’s more than most dorms have - but 15 people share it. I really can’t wait to have my own fridge and kitchen.

You gotta get yourself a mini-fridge for (assuming) you and your roommate. The only problem is what to do with it once you actually do get your own apartment/graduate. Sell it, I guess. But really. I share this fridge with 4 other girls who never know when something has gone rotten. Things get pushed back and spoil - it’s gross. MINI FRIDGE!

our fridge is misleading classy.

well, actually, the miller lite ruins the class. THANKS A LOT AMANDA